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#2020

December 31, 2019. I preen in front of my mirror, dressed in an elegant 1920s-style faux-vintage loaner from a friend, then add the finishing touches—costume jewelry, a feathered headband, glitzy earrings. A friend swings by with her dog to pick me up, and we head to the suburbs for a rather adult party, planned to […]

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That time Cardi B. invited me to drink her pee

Posting for posterity, and because I collect stories of weird shit that happens to me on the internet. Today, talented rapper Cardi B. tweeted that she wonders what pee (urine) tastes like. I replied “only one way to find out.” LOL, right? But then, CARDI B DID THIS: So here we are folks.

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On Toppling Monuments

I’m taking a break from social media for a moment, but here’s a quick thought: Ask me how much I care about where we draw the line on toppling monuments of bigots and slaveholders. This might be a conversation I’d be interested in if 99% of America’s statutes weren’t of white dudes. As it stands, […]