Weird shit happens to me on the Internet, often.  This is as much a record for you as it is for me.

The time the New York Times thought my name was Chillian J. Yikes!

The time the daughter of the Uzbek president fat-shamed me on Twitter

The time the Internet wrote my obituary

The time I gave a serious lecture about cats and it got lots of media coverage

The time I got phished by Iranians and trolled back

The time a “terrorist” was really really nice to me